The day of love

I am an sucker for love. Romance, fairy tale endings... I brought it all.

Unlike my ideals, my luck for Valentines is not one to boast.

I have been yes, dumped on Valentines day, dumped the week before valentines day, had a girly day with an  ex best friend and cooked dinner for an ex boyfriend - which was horrific because I'm as far away from chef as it gets. More like a microwave goddess.

But I'm saying fuck you to the past and hello to the future. Although this Valentines day, I'll be serving couples at work who will ravish in each other over a candlelit dinner. Brill.

What is valentines anyway? An over priced day to buy a rose that's already half dead. "Thanks sweet heart, I love ya!"

The hope of finding someone to sweep me off my feet and buy me some moldy chocolates I'm never going to eat is out the window. 

Neigh Guys

This horse meat shenanigans is definitely not something to joke about. What I want to know is how this meat has managed to slip through to stores without anyone questioning or finding out it's source.

Although it is not illegal to eat horse meat and famous chefs have even cooked it publicly. What us Brits have been out raged about is the false advertisements of beef.

Horses are also considered to masses to be house hold pets, which people love and care for. This makes the false advertisement even more unethical.

In recent events they have revealed that school children and hospital patients could have been among whom have consumed the horse meat product.

Where did this meat come from may I hear you ask, the Sun news paper reveals that it was from french meat supplier.

What makes this situation even more dangerous is the fact that the false advertisement could have triggered an allergic reaction that could have ended in a wrong diagnosise or worse.

My prediction is that we will be finding a lot more products in the up and coming months that reveal that the ingredients are necessarily what they seem. But whats next, no sugar in sweets?

Although suplimented meat hasn't been shown again in the news, an tesco shopper found an tooth in the finest British pork and chive sausages.


They do say you are what you eat...